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Funny Faraz SMS

1) chalo faraz aj mosam ka maza chakhen
tamaam dawain bachon ki pohanch se dor rakhen
(funny Faraz SMS)

2) wo aaj b sardi se mar rhi hai faraz
mene aik bar kaha tha tm sweeter k bghair qatrina kaif lgti ho
(funny Faraz SMS)


3) WAPDA Walaon Se Hamein Itni Mohabbat Hai FARAZ
Ke Wo Roth Jain To Humain Neend Nahi ATii…
(funny Faraz SMS)

4) FARAZ Daku Ban Gaya.
Bank Main Daka Dalny Gaya Or Bola
Arz Kiya Hay
Takdeer Main Jo Hay, Wo Mily Ga,
Handz-Up, Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hily Ga.
Phir Cashier Ko Khaha:
Apny Kuch Khwab Meri Ankhon Se Nikal Do,
Jo Kuch Bhe Hay Jaldi Say Is Bag Main Dal Do.
Phir Kaha:
Bohat Koshish Karta Hun Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki,
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany Ki.
Phir Bank Walo Ko Kaha:
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hay,
Jaldi Karo Bahar Mera Yaar Khara Hy. =P =D
(funny Faraz SMS)

5) Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"
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Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain
(funny Faraz SMS)

6) Farazana ki shadi main hoe itne phool nichawar
Camera man faraz k sath Geo news Peshawar
(funny Faraz SMS)

7) Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal
Main Akela Choor Diya …
Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz
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. Jaab Piyar Kia Tu Darna Kia  
(funny Faraz SMS)

8) Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"
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Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"
(funny Faraz SMS)

9) Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se bat karti ha Faraz
Main ne 1 bar he kaha tha sohni de nakhray menu sohnay lagday
(funny Faraz SMS)

10) Teri berukhi ko main aaj tak nahin bhula paya.
Yeh is sal ka pehla sher hy jis mein FARAZ nahin aya..
(funny Faraz SMS)


11) Jhootha khanay say muhabat barhti hai ‘FARAZ’
Yeh keh k wo mera sara salan kha gaye..
(funny Faraz SMS)

12) Us waqt Meri halat dekh kar tu ye jahan bhi roya hoga "Faraz"
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Jab larkiyon ke numbers se bhari howi SIM gum hogayi :P
(funny Faraz SMS)

13) Is khauf se motor cycle bech di faraz
Kahen khud ko na bechna pary petrol k liye :P
(funny Faraz SMS)

14) Dagha pashtay da roar ma vala da sawan faraz
Da pushta ma roar dagha pich pich, dagha pich pich. :P
(funny Faraz SMS)

15) Ab to beghairtiyan itni barh gaie hain faraz
Shair kisi aur ka hota hai aur naam mera thonk dety hain
(funny Faraz SMS)

16) Ab kya dhondhty ho kaghazon k dhair me faraz
Jis akhbar main tumhari photo thi, us main koi naan le gaya
(funny Faraz SMS)

17) Ham to shughal kr rhy thy faraz
Musharaf to mind hi kar gya
(funny Faraz SMS)

18) Faraz hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko choo lo
Paapi paapi, paapi choo lo :P :D
(funny Faraz SMS)

19) Wo Mujh ko bewafa kehta hai to kehta rahy . *FaraZ” .
Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hy wo Khud hi hota hai\
(funny Faraz SMS)

20) Teachr FRAZ se…
What is noun?
Fraz..Arz kia h dogi bhee apni gali me hota hy king
wah wah

dogi bhee apni gali mein hota hy king
 Noun is the name 0f person place 0r thing
(funny Faraz SMS)


21) Andhian Yoon
chalein k
dil ujar k reh
gaya,
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Aey Vekhien
Faraz
meri Akh Vich ki
py  gya….??
(+_-)
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(funny Faraz SMS)