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Funny SMS Jokes

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student: sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)
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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho
 
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho
 
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho
 
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho
 
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho
 
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho
 
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
('-')
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)
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1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
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Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.
Him – then its fine.
Smartness.!
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This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.