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Pathan Funny SMS

1) A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga. :P :D
(Pathan funny sms)

2) Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
(Pathan funny sms)

3) ek Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda

hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
(Pathan funny sms)

4) Jin:
"Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?"
PATHAN:
"Ek Shair suna do"
Jin:
"Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,
Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi"
PATHAN:
"Wah Wah
Kya Shair hy...
(Pathan funny sms)

5) A Pathan In Library after reading a book for 2-3 hours. It’s a boring book, too

many characters and no story! Librarian Said: Hello man, This is a TELEPHONE

directory.
(Pathan funny sms)

6) Intelligent Pathan
Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!
Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.
(Pathan funny sms)

7) Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
(Pathan funny sms)

8) Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli

aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI....;-)
(Pathan funny sms)

9) Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20

rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
(Pathan funny sms)

10) Pathan Apni Girl frnd k sath Date pe gya,0r ahista se b0la
Mere dil m 1 bat hy magr kehte hue Ghabrata hun
Girl:Kah b do na
Pathan
Tumary pass Naswar hy?
(Pathan funny sms)

11) Pathan in computer exam. Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? Pathan: It is a

new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer…:-P
(Pathan funny sms)

12) Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro :D :D :D
(Pathan funny sms)



13) Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI.
(Pathan funny sms)

14) Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai :D
(Pathan funny sms)

15) Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
(Pathan funny sms)

16) Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?


Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)
(Pathan funny sms)

17) Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal

karne k liye.. Pathan: Gol hi to hai, Or kitna gol karengy…
(Pathan funny sms)

18) Pathan is greater than Newton
Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .
Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.
(Pathan funny sms)

19) Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
(Pathan funny sms)

20) Ak Pathan ko puri raat 'Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom

gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola..."Ab kaato saalo..'Sab ke Sab maroge"!
(Pathan funny sms)

21) Pathan : “I am going” Ka Kya matlab hota hai? Sardar: Main Ja raha hun..

Pathan: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta Pehlay matlab bata…….
(Pathan funny sms)

22) Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
.
.
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
(Pathan funny sms)

23) Pathan to airhostess "tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay" airhostess

ne usey ek thappar mar dia.. Pathan bola "WALLAH! Aadat b boht milta ha
(Pathan funny sms)

24) IQ Test of Pathan Teacher: 1876 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: Ni pata Teacher stupid

Quad.e.Azam Peda Hue The 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? PATHAN: Masha ALLah Quad.e.azam 5

Sal K HoGaye thy.
(Pathan funny sms)

25) Do pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae
1st pathan: chalo shukr ha namaz nai nikli
2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to namaz nikal jati
(Pathan funny sms)