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Sardar Funny SMS

1) Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly :P :D ;)
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2) Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.” :P :D ;)
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3) Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!
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3) Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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4) Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, whatever U order first, will come first. :D
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5) Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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6) Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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7) Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...
SArdar wakell after case :
Mujrim : case ka kia bna
SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..
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8) Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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9) Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
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10) Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
71st and …again… bare feet! :D :P
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11) Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
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12) Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all the passengers in the car he was Driving.. :D :P
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13) Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…
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14) Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
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15) Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
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16) Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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17) A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
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18) What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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19) A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "
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20) Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..
Sardar:Jurmana kina a?
Teacher:5 rupay.
Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni…
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21) Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
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22) Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…
Sardar:
1 amrood,
.
.
Teacher:
shabash
.
.
Te 1 Saib,
.
.
.
.
.
teacher:good,aur?
.
.
.
.
Tey 8 Maaltey…
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23) Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
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24) A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4  asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
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25) Ek admi bkrian chra rha tha
Sardar:
vey bkrian kithe le chlla en?
Admi:
inhen school chorne ja rha hun
Sardar:
Menu pagal smjhia e?
Aj te atwar a.
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26) Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic
Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab us Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hoon  :D
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