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Maths SMS

Prove dat 2/10=2!
japanese student:wrong question
indian student:nahi ho sakta
american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?
!
pakistani student:TWO/TEN = WO/EN T se T cancel.
[W=23rd letter,
O=15th letter,
/
E=5th letter,
N=14th letter]
so
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
pakistani nvr ask k answer kia hai?
they only ask answer kia le kr ana hai?
dedicate to all pakistani students!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
 
9 * 1 = 9
9 * 2 = 18 1+8=9
9 * 3 = 27 2+7=9
9 * 4 = 36 3+6=9
9 * 5 = 45 4+5=9
9 * 6 = 54 5+4=9
9 * 7 = 63 6+3=9
9 * 8 = 72 7+2=9
9 * 9 = 81 8+1=9
9 * 10= 90 9+0=9
9 * 11= 99 9+9=18 1+8=9
9 * 12= 108 1+0+8=9
9 * 13= 117 1+1+7=9
jahan tak phi multiplay
karna karloo magar jawab
9 hi aayee ga ab noble
prize kiss ko millay.
 
2011 is
Fundamental
Mathematical
Operation year of
’1′
1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
=2011
Plz dont force me 4
Nobel prize
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me tjhe kr dia.